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A man and his wife were having dinner in a posh retaurant when a mutual friend walked in with a gorgeous young blonde on his arm.
Isnt that Geoff, asked the wife?
Yes, replied the husband.
Well whos that girl on his arm, asked the wife?
Oh, thats his mistress, the husband replied.
Well I never! replied the wife, with a look of total shock.
A few minutes later another young blonde walked into the restaurant, walked up to the man and his wife and whispered, see you Friday into the mans ear, then walked off smiling.
WHO THE HELL WAS THAT? Yelled the wife.
Oh thats my mistress, said the man.
WELL THATS IT!........I'M LEAVING YOU, screamed the wife.
Well thats up to you, said the man, but if you do, gone are the summers in Tuscany, the winters in Aspen, the shopping trips to New York and Milan and the Lexus on the drive......As you know, I dont own the company these days............
The wife paused for a minute....deep in thought........
Then looked over at Geoff with his mistress and said..............
Ours is prettier!
Edited at 08 Apr 2011 01:01 PM GMT
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