On the first day of Christmas my client sent to me
A really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the second day of Christmas my client sent to me
Two bottles of cheap wine
and a really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the third day of Christmas my client sent to me
Three wilted roses
Two bottles of cheap wine
and a really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the fourth day of Christmas my client sent to me
Four spreadsheet tables
Three wilted roses
Two bottles of cheap wine
and a really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the fifth day of Christmas my client sent to me
Five bank statements
Four spreadsheet tables
Three wilted roses
Two bottles of cheap wine
and a really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the sixth day of Christmas my client sent to me
Six boxes of receipts
Five bank statements
Four spreadsheet tables
Three wilted roses
Two bottles of cheap wine
and a really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the seventh day of Christmas my client sent to me
Seven unpaid VAT bills
Six boxes of receipts
Five bank statements
Four spreadsheet tables
Three wilted roses
Two bottles of cheap wine
and a really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the eighth day of Christmas my client sent to me
Eight tax reminders
Seven unpaid VAT bills
Six boxes of receipts
Five bank statements
Four spreadsheet tables
Three wilted roses
Two bottles of cheap wine
and a really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the ninth day of Christmas my client sent to me
Nine bounced cheques
Eight tax reminders
Seven unpaid VAT bills
Six boxes of receipts
Five bank statements
Four spreadsheet tables
Three wilted roses
Two bottles of cheap wine
and a really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the tenth day of Christmas my client sent to me
Ten court summonses
Nine bounced cheques
Eight tax reminders
Seven unpaid VAT bills
Six boxes of receipts
Five bank statements
Four spreadsheet tables
Three wilted roses
Two bottles of cheap wine
and a really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my client sent to me
Eleven pleading letters
Ten court summonses
Nine bounced cheques
Eight tax reminders
Seven unpaid VAT bills
Six boxes of receipts
Five bank statements
Four spreadsheet tables
Three wilted roses
Two bottles of cheap wine
and a really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my client sent to me
Twelve fines for tax fraud
Eleven pleading letters
Ten court summonses
Nine bounced cheques
Eight tax reminders
Seven unpaid VAT bills
Six boxes of receipts
Five bank statements
Four spreadsheet tables
Three wilted roses
Two bottles of cheap wine
and a really nice, iced, Christmas cake!
On the thirteenth day of Christmas I returned to my client
Twelve fines for tax fraud
Eleven pleading letters
Ten court summonses
Nine bounced cheques
Eight tax reminders
Seven unpaid VAT bills
Six boxes of receipts
Five bank statements
Four spreadsheet tables
Three wilted roses
Two bottles of cheap wine
And a letter resigning as his bookkeeper.
I had eaten the cake as it actually was really nice!
