We found some Christmas cracker jokes on Fluidly’s website, and as it’s the season for sharing, you can find them below. We have also added a few ‘jokes’ of our own. Don’t groan too much, but these jokes do come with an elf warning…
What is the employment tax status of Santa’s helpers?
Elf-employed
How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value
Why did Santa have four booster seats and seatbelts on his sleigh?
Because of elf and safety!
Why did Santa get in trouble with the taxman?
He missed the deadline on his elf-assessment
Why does Santa like to visit the UK?
He can claim Gift Relief
Where do elves hedge their bets?
On the stocking exchange
What is the biggest overhead in Santa’s accounts?
Private elf insurance
Have a great Christmas and calc-u-later.
